According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
because you’re nooooot taking me seriously! >:(
Always a favorite. Quiets my heart. And when I’m not sure of you, I cannot even begin to describe the insecurity I feel. And without you… Without you it’s all so empty. :/
i’d just say you’re a poopyhead, but you’re gonna laugh at that like you always do :D
you’re a nosey daddy, you know that? :D
Get ready for the Disney movies, people.
So I’m reading the article and then this:
For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.
German fairytales are so brutal.
(I love that)
I WANT THEM ALL
well, reasons? maybe i’m posting something suuuuuper secret and you’re spoiling something by looking at it? ;)