i call my boyfriend daddy and also poopyhead which is an expression of my love. that's all you need to know.
my mind is a wondrous place and so is my tumblr.
this is jane, the absolutely most splendid person i'm delighted to have in my life - go follow her!
'she'd smelled worse than anything barrows' olfactory senses had ever experienced, but she'd obliged and then some, hacking up a blob of phlegm the size of a baby's fist. when barrows had rolled it around on his tongue, he'd found a rotten tooth, which he'd swallowed with the rest of the prize.'
HAPPY PUKING~ (this is the smile of a person who’s seen everything oh god i’m rotten)